| Oct. 21st, 2005 @ 03:01 pm Got these from Keri |
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How I feel:  happy
What I'm hearing right now: TV- That 70s Show
You Might Be A College Student If
If u have ever price shopped for Ramen
If u consider Mac & Cheese a balanced meal.
If u've ever written a check for 45 cents
If u've ever seen 2 consecutive sunrises without sleeping
If ur underwear supply dictates the time between laundry loads
If u can pack your worldly possesions into a pick-up
If ur bed time is 3:00 AM
If u consider pizza 1 of the 4 major food groups
If u consider the other 3 to be beer, McDonalds, & candy
If u've ever sent e-mail to the people u live with
If u've ever spent a good hour searching for ur student I.D. just so u could get that 1$ off at the movies
If u've ever stayed up all night just so u wouldnt sleep through ur morning class.
I am not currently available right now. However, if you would like to be transferred to another correspondent, please press the number that best fits your personality:
-If you are obsessive compulsive, please press "1" repeatedly.
-If you are codependent, please ask someone to press "2".
-If you have multiple personalities, please press "3", "4", and "5".
-If you are paranoid delusional, we know who you are and what you want. Just stay on the line so we can trace your call.
-If you are schizophrenic, listen carefully and the little voice will tell you which number to press.
-If you are manic depressive, it doesn't matter what number you press, no one will answer. |